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Rangers and hobbits and Elrond
Ents walking woodenly, dwarves deeply delvin'
Nazgûl on flying beasts spreading their wings
Welcome to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
Since Peter Jackson made films of the
Fanfiction's started to get somewhat gory
Badfiction writers all lurk in the wings
Writing their fanfic for Lord of the Rings
"Rohans", "Pail Riders",
arranged Elven marriages
Mary Sues riding through Mordor in carriages
Rangers in bondage gear bouncing on springs
Fangirls have come up with very strange things
Bad Legomances, slashed Merry and
Hurt/Comfort Frodo in Sam his wick dippin'
Faramir acting like Mary-Sue's pet -
No wonder I avoid fanfiction.net!
Bagenders, OFUM, PPC and MUSM,
Imaginations work well when you use 'em,
Stick within canon, restrictions it brings
Still, creativity's such a fine thing
Writing's an art, and a craft and a
Keeping in character means you make progress
Add punctuation precisely, don't fling;
And always remember to do spellchecking
If you post it
And a flame results
Remember the readers won't put up with crap
And don't say it's not your fault!